Girlie Things

Well when you are a young girl you can be curious about certain things such as sanitary towels and tampons and stuff. So in my curious and confused state I decided to stuff (I mean stuff) my trousers full (I mean full) of toilet paper in an attempt to emulate my mother and big sister. So I waddled around for two full days with jinormous trousers full of toilet paper waiting for something to happen and everyone was too polite to say anything. I am pretty sure they noticed, I rusteld everytime I moved. That was a bad idea.

Gee mary lets go explore the swamp...

This strikes me as a bad idea.

Origins of the species

Welcome to the chewinggumjewelery blog. A blog dedicated to bad ideas. The name origintes from my first bad idea (well one of the first ones i can remember) and that was my bright idea as a young girl to ..well yes you've guessed it make a necklace out of my chewing gum and wear it. This might not have been so destructive if I hadn't had long hair at the time. Well anyway the solution involved my mother, a pair of scisoors and a wooly hat for some time. Little did I know that day was to spark the start of a life long affiliation of bad ideas.

To my credit I didn't do it again, there were far too may other bad ideas to be getting on with.

Tune in soon for more of Bad Ideas!