Girlie Things

Well when you are a young girl you can be curious about certain things such as sanitary towels and tampons and stuff. So in my curious and confused state I decided to stuff (I mean stuff) my trousers full (I mean full) of toilet paper in an attempt to emulate my mother and big sister. So I waddled around for two full days with jinormous trousers full of toilet paper waiting for something to happen and everyone was too polite to say anything. I am pretty sure they noticed, I rusteld everytime I moved. That was a bad idea.